Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
worst night to have a conscience
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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