BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
