My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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