I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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