Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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