vagina is talking i cant
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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