What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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