Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza