After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.