Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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