Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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