And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
What drink are we having for lunch?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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