found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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