What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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