i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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