he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I have post one night stand depression
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