the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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