I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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Is Oprah even human
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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