The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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