Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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