Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm passing your future prison.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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