I'm really into asian looking animals
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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