My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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