wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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