your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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