I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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