I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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