did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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