I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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