I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
my poor anus
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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