I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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