Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
