i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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