I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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