Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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