He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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