when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
