ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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