who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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