it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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