does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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