oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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