Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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