I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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