I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
how does that bad decision feel?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
