So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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