worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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