brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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