Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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