Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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