only if we run a train.
done.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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