i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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