it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize