My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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