he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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