This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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