biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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