the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The power of my boobs compel you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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